I’m not a slacker, I’m just lazy. Really. Last post I was contemplating my birthday. Like almost a month ago. Then life went into full gear mode with soccer, gymnastics and PTA. Mostly PTA. Mostly this battle in PTA that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. That is stupid. But it’s a battle. And I’m stubborn. But first my laziness.
For my birthday Clark
got me a tablet thingy. You know, those touch screen fancy doodads that everyone wants. Not a iPad. Even without Steve Jobs, I can’t commit to Apple stuff. They are elitist. They are ridiculously over priced. They come with bugs that they know are there when they release them, but they release them anyway. And the white ones are bigger. So you need a new case. Elitist. So there. But I got a tablet. And honestly, I can’t blog from it because I have to have my Microsoft Word so I can spell check and idiot check my stuff. I type too fast. I type about a kajillion words a minute, and most of them aren’t right. That’s what Word does. That’s not what the tablet, with its lacking OS and minimal apps, can do. So my lazy butt hasn’t wanted to get the laptop from over there. Just over there. Just 5 feet away from here. Lazy Lazy Jess. Peanut would have even gotten it for me. But I wanted my new shiny play pretty. Which doesn’t have a word processor program yet. Nor does it have the picture download thing. Which is why none of the kids’ lunches are getting posted. Because I’m so stinkin’ lazy I can’t get up off my rear and download and edit some lunch pictures (I have several) and go on and on about the new bento box thingies and all the neat things they can do. Lazy. Kent
And busy. I am so busy with the PTA thing. Because someone told me it was impossible. Because someone said “well, we already did everything we could.” And I decided that wasn’t enough. And because someone else said go for it. And because parents are tired of this thing at school. It’s traffic. It’s left turning. That’s all. The school has been open for 21 years, and this year we can’t turn left out of school. Why, you may ask? What great safety reason is there for this? Not one. What great flow of traffic is being disrupted, you wonder? Not one. Nothing. Just one man who has decided to act like the adults in Matilda. “I’m right, you’re wrong. I’m big and you’re little. I’m smart and you’re dumb and there’s nothing you can do about it.” Well, he’s mistaken. This mama bear has a stubborn streak as long as a summer day. One teacher asked me if I was from up north. (Why are Yankees known for being fighters, anyway? Rude, yes. Inconsiderate, yes. But fighters? Where’d that come from?) “No ma’am,” I told her. “I’m from
. We love to start fights!” Okay, so I stole that from a Citadel Cadet with a bad pick up line, but still … it’s true. Stubborn-got-to-have-it-our-way-come-hell-or-high-water is what South Carolina South Carolinians are made of. And I will. I will fight this battle. Then they’ll be the ones wondering “Why on EARTH didn’t we just let them turn left? If we had done that, we wouldn’t have this bat-crap crazy lady up our butts about it!” And I will be up their butts. And I’ll go to the news too. Don’t you think I won’t get all over the TV saying how stupid it is? I love the Police. I know an amazing Police Officer (they don’t like to be called Cops, BTW). But this one Officer, well … he and I don’t agree and that doesn’t work for me.
See? I meant to talk about the awesomeness of technology. I mean, 11 years ago if you had told me that there’d be this thing, a little teeny ½ inch wide computer thingy with a touch screen that you could move around all Minority Report style, I’d have laughed at you. That technology seemed SO SO far away. But here it is. Sitting next to me. My Precious. But my big ol’ mama bear fur has gotten all ruffled. And if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s stupid for stupid’s sake. People are entitled to be stupid every now and again. Heck, I’m stupid a lot of the time about stuff. But deciding to dig your heels in on a point just because it’s YOUR point and YOU have to be right with no explanation … that is a special kind of stupid that annoys me. At least I have reasons for mine. And I have paperwork, and a map and graph. I mean really. If you are going to have a point to make and want to make it well, have a graph. Graphs say “I’m smart and I know what I’m talking about.” And they say “Gee whiz … look at me! I can use Excel, so obviously I know more than I think I do about this topic!” Then I type up something all sunshine and rainbows. That’s a gift from my daddy. I can talk to anyone. No one is a stranger. And I can tell you about something I really have no idea about, or don’t have the answer to, and you can walk away feeling better because I put some sunshine on it and sprinkled it with word rainbows. “I am doing everything I can to fix that problem” sounds so much better than “there’s a snowballs chance in you-know-where that will work”. It’s the “bless your heart” at the end of a sentence that excuses you from whatever incredibly rude thing you just said. Fighting battles for what I believe in and sprinkling the world with world rainbows. Now, go have a cookie and by the time you’re done you’ll feel better about today. J